Sexy Fantasy
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Axel Hunter Radcliff has trained his whole life to be a hero. Once every generation, someone in his family is called upon to be a Chosen One, and Axel’s prepared himself extensively, just in case it’s him.
He just wasn’t prepared for the portal.
Now he’s in another world brimming with dangerous monsters beneath a sky full of magic portals … and with no idea what he’s been summoned to do. All he knows is that every Chosen Radcliff has been aided by a support staff of skilled women: a tactical harem.
When mysterious monster girls start wreaking havoc in this new world, Axel is ready to answer the call. He’ll have to draw upon insight borne from every tabletop RPG he’s played and every harem novel he’s read to face them, because these are either the women he’s destined to gather … or the force he’s been summoned to stop.
Either way, these monster girls need to be tamed!
WARNING: Monster Girl Tamer is a fun LitRPG fantasy adventure with a healthy side of heat: sensuous demons, lustful goblins, voluptuous oni, and saucy language to match. (So don’t read it and then complain about the spice. Y’all know exactly what you’re getting into.)
Hey, y’all! 😃 One of my recent background projects has been to get set up on Ream Stories, and I’m glad to announce that my page is finally up!
My Patreon’s not going anywhere – so don’t panic! ☺️ – but given how finicky Patreon (and even Amazon) can be about explicit content, I felt it would be a good idea to have a backup just in case either decided to yeet my work.
And Ream was founded by romance authors, so it’s naturally going to be less hostile to spiciness. 🌶️🌶️🌶️
Anyway, the content between both platforms is going to be as identical as I can possibly make it, so you won’t be missing out regardless of which one you join. (That said, even if you don’t subscribe over there, it may be a good idea to at least give me a follow in case any of my other platforms get up to nonsense; that way you can still stay in the loop.)
It’s a little sparse right now – but Blood Knight #2 will start posting on both Patreon and Ream this Wednesday, so it won’t be sparse for long! 😄
Hey, y’all! 😄 Last-minute podcast update! I’m gonna be on Super Geeked Up tonight at 10pm EST, chatting books and pop culture stuff. No direct link yet, but you can join live over on their YouTube Channel and website.
Perhaps most amusingly, one of the questions on the list is “H.P. writes harem adventures as Edie Skye. What fictional characters would be in your harem?” so you should show up for that question at least. 🤣
UPDATE: Here’s the video!
2024 is turning into our CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP year, so hey, here’s another pre-order! 😄
And it releases April 19th, so you don’t have to wait all that long for it! 😄
At last year’s FantaSci, editor Rob Howell told me he was putting together an anthology of heroic people doing noble deeds and asked if I’d be willing to contribute a Titan Mage story.
Since Titan Mage is chock full of heroic people doing noble stuff, no way was I gonna say no!
My entry in this one continues the adventures set up in Giant Freakin’ Robots. Titled “Romancing Some Rock,” it follows Rion and Sevas as they help a hot girl escape her crappy Vasori family by adventuring for a neat shiny rock. 💎 As Adventure Heroes do.
It’s a fun, wild read that plays on a lot of my favorite adventure movie tropes. (If you’re wondering whether the title is a reference to Romancing the Stone, you’ll be pleased to know there’s a beer in this story named Jewel of Denial. 😉)
BTW, we’re going to be guests at FantaSci in Durham, NC on April 19th-21st, so if you want to hang out in person, come see us!
Last month, the Blasters and Blades podcast had us on to chat Blood Knight: Vampire Slayer, and now the episode’s live! 😄 (And totally worth watching just to see Jacob blush through most of it. 😜)
The above video links to YouTube, but you can also listen to/watch it on BitChute, Spotify, and Rumble!
Hey, y’all! 😄 If you’re in the Greenville, SC area, come on over to the Artist’s Alley at SC ComiCon this weekend (April 6-7th)! Jacob and I will be at Booth 918, signing books and generally hanging out. 😄
Hey, y’all! 😄 Blood Knight: Vampire Slayer is here!
And already, it’s reached #1 on two different Amazon Best-Seller lists! 😮 We couldn’t have had such an excellent launch week without the support of our readers, so a special thanks to everyone who pre-ordered, or just stumbled upon this hot cover and gave us a chance. ☺️
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J.B. Clarke enrolled in college to earn his degree and find a steady job. What he got instead was an adventure in a secret underworld where vampires rule over all. Emma Rose, a friendly gamer who turns out to be a succubus, recruits him into Broken Fang, an overly ambitious team of monster girls. These lovely ladies know they’ll need help if they’re to stand a chance against the vampires, and they’re looking for a few good men.
Well, one man, actually. And that’s him.
Clarke is soon thrust into a hidden world full of magic, mystery, and mythical creatures. He’s in way over his head because Broken Fang is a dysfunctional mess, and his calculus professor is a sadistic vampire who snacks on pet animals. He’ll need more than his (considerable) experience with fantasy games to solve this problem!
Fortunately, he’s far from helpless. He’s a blood knight, descended from an ancient and powerful line of vampire hunters, and his magical abilities have finally begun to awaken. But will they be enough? Can he master his powers in time to face the coming storm? Can he grow into the leader Broken Fang so desperately needs?
Or will he end up as just one more meal for the vampires?
WARNING: Blood Knight: Vampire Slayer is a fun urban fantasy adventure with a healthy side of heat: voluptuous succubi, energetic werewolves, incorrigible slime girls, nubile witches, and saucy language to match. (So don’t read it and then complain about the spice. Y’all know exactly what you’re getting into.)
We always have a good time with the Chattin’ Stats (formerly Stats on Stats crew), and this time was no different! 😄 This time, we talk Titan Mage and Blood Knight: Vampire Slayer!